Friday, 25 March 2011

I HATE EVERYTHING

I have now resigned myself to the fact that all technology has a grudge against me. I don't know what I've done, who's family I've offended, but I'd like to apologise. Please, PLease stop attemting to destroy my life with your stubbornness, It's now rather tedious.

yeah, I'm talking to a computer, or a metaphor for technology...but it's a sign of my desperation.

Over the course of this morning alone, the computers have attempted to eat my CD, refused to recognise my mp3, forgot how to recognise a USB, as well as now, it has forgotten how to send an email, recognise music as well. I'm actually suprised I've managed to to turn it on.

Ergo, what first became a simple putting music over a movie, has now became a full scale adventure suitable for it's own film, tv series, spin off series, merchandise as well as typically disappointing seuel entitled "USB Battle 2 - return of the apple mac's"
I personally think I should be played by Bruce Willis, or a young Morgan Freeman.

But threats aside, It seems to have finally caved in and WE HAVE A COMPLETED MOVIE! (Pause for triumphant movie style music...)
Anyway, we now move on. IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, ANCILLARY TASK IS WHAT WE FOCUS ON.
Expect more blogs about a happy little program called iweb, I'm doing a website in light of the reliance on my band proving to be the worst decison ever made since, well ever.

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